Wednesday April 18: Kansas City Royals 4, Detroit Tigers 3

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! Bonderman goes 7, gives up 1 run, Zumaya does his job, and then in the ninth Todd Jones gives up TWO RUNS!!! TWO! TO THE ROYALS! WHO HAVE WON ALL OF THREE GAMES BEFORE THIS ONE!! TWO RUNS!!!!

Then we go to the tenth (EXTRA INNINGS AGAINST THE ROYALS?!!?!?) and Fernando Rodney throws two balls before giving up the game winning home run.

Memo to Jim Leyland - when a late reliever is 1-3 fifteen games into the season, HE IS THE PROBLEM! Send him to Toledo ... and MAKE HIM WALK THERE!!!!!

The season up to now!

Monday 4/2: Toronto Blue Jays 5, Detroit Tigers 3 - off to a bad start

Wednesday 4/4: Detroit Tigers 10, Toronto Blue Jays 9 - bats come alive!

Thursday 4/5: BAD WEATHER! NO GAME!

Friday 4/6: Kansas City Royals 3, Detroit Tigers 1 - back under .500 because of THE ROYALS!?!?

Saturday 4/7: Detroit Tigers 6, Kansas City Royals 5 - MAROTHMANIA IS BACK!

Sunday 4/8: Detroit Tigers 3, Kansas City Royals 2 - third one-run win of the year

Monday 4/9: Baltimore Orioles 6, Detroit Tigers 2 - Cal Ripken sucks, I wish people thought I was awesome for just showing up every day

Tuesday 4/10: Detroit Tigers 3, Baltimore Orioles 1 - Nate Robertson is awesome

Wednesday 4/11: Detroit Tigers 4, Baltimore Orioles 1 - We win every series against non-Canadians

Thursday 4/12: Detroit Tigers 5, Toronto Blue Jays 4 - Good win eh!

Friday 4/13: Toronto Blue Jays 2, Detroit Tigers 1 - HALLADAY PITCHED THE TENTH, LET BONDERMAN GO TEN TOO!!! HE ONLY THREW 96 PITCHES!!! NEVER GIVE THE BALL TO FERNANDO RODNEY!!! NEVER!!!!

Saturday 4/14: Detroit Tigers 10, Toronto Blue Jays 7 - Will Ledezma is my hero

Sunday 4/15: Toronto Blue Jays 2, Detroit Tigers 1 - We still love you, Nate

Monday 4/16: Detroit Tigers 12, Kansas City Royals 5 - Pudge for President! Verlander for Secretary of the Treasury!

Tuesday 4/17: Detroit Tigers 7, Kansas City Royals 6 - Champions win games like this